Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humour. Show all posts

Friday, 16 June 2017

How ___ Romantic of You? The one on Domestic Romance...




My moments of pragmatic and domestic romance...





I stood right behind her... My breath brushing her soft neck... And then she picked up the bed-sheet in her soft hands. I embraced her from behind, she turned, brought her lips closer to my nape and whispered: "Let me clean your room today.." I - momentarily swept away in a wave of love and gratefulness - couldn't hold myself back,"Really? How tidily romantic of you!"



She sat beside me and I, beside her... She looked straight into my yearning yet downcast eyes... She held my hand... A word wasn't spoken yet my eyes conveyed a thirst, an inexplicable desire for the one thing that I needed at the moment... Her eyes fixed on me - she read me like a book. She knew the longing building up in me and that she had to quench my thirst... She said, "I know what you want - let me make Masala tea!" I exclaimed:"How refreshingly romantic..!"


To be continued... :)

(Your comments are welcome...)

Shrungaaravanto Bhavatu!

Prabhav M



Wednesday, 7 June 2017

Modern Day Fasting : e-Upavaas!

In our tradition of Sanatana Dharma, the laws of the spiritual world like karma, principle of punarjanma- mrutyu (death-rebirth) are unchanging with time. But the rules/social conventions/laws of any human community or nation need to change with the passage of time. This distinction between perpetual principles-"Shruti" and ephemeral man-made rules-"Smruti" is unique to the Dharmic Tradition of religions. The religions which do not acknowledge this dichotomy of Life, end up in a mess trying to reconcile modern day living with outdated medieval practices- a spectre of the past which haunts a large area of the middle-east till date.

In Sanatana Dharma, we need to enunciate new Smrutis or update the existing ones with changing times. My suggestion in that direction is that we need to reinvent our Dharmic fasts. The purpose of 'Upvaas' is to take the mind away from distractions including food and detoxify/purify the body through light meals, chanting of mantras, meditation and raise the energy level of the consciousness. In ancient times I presume, getting rid of the distraction of food aka "taste" and meditation were good enough to make the mind take a break. But in the modern day life distractions abound like Television, cellphones followed by the endless enumeration of electronic gadgets. If a modern day Smrutis were ever to be written, the modern day 'Upavaas' should include avoiding or at least limiting the exposure to these along with moderation in food.


Unplug the telly, Switch off your mobile phone (or at least turn off  cellphone-data),  do not use your laptop (unless absolutely necessary), lock away the rest of your electronic distractions, eat light, exercise, do some pranayama , meditate -  and feel healthier, happier and -in a word- Great !

This is my idea of an 'e-upavaas'! It made me realize that the sky won't fall, the earth won't implode and my existence won't be threatened if I did not "Check Whatsapp" nor share some irrelevant piece of personal information about my day to complete strangers on the internet in the form of a 'Status Update'! Phew! What a relief! :)

Shaantam Bhavatu!

Best,

Prabhav M

Monday, 5 June 2017

Saudi Roast 1 : The Martian one

What do "life on Mars" and "Human Rights in Saudi Arabia" have in common?

No evidence that either of them exist but seems like a nice idea!

What is the difference between Mars and Saudi Arabia?

Mars could be inhabitable by humans in the near future.

What are the words which best describe Mars and Saudi Arabia?

Dry, dead and boring...





(Actually Mars doesn't seem as boring... ;) )

What is the second difference between Mars and Saudi Arabia?

Aliens and Humans - both would feel safer on Mars.

What do a Spacecraft's toilet and Saudi Arabia have in common?

However high-tech they try to become - they would remain full of S#!* ...

When a Martian visited earth, he partied in Saudi Arabia, why?

His chances of getting stoned were the highest in Saudi..!